I have a story that is too good to be true. I normally share this stuff on my web log, but since it is dirty (and my family reads) I can't. Today I was at this market of sorts. It was a long strip of individual stores, mostly tourist stuff. Well, as I was checking out these hats, I saw a shelf filled with bongs and glass pipes. I couldn't f-ing believe it. Well, that is just to get you warmed up because Japan offers SO MUCH more. A few stores away, my friend who I was with was looking at cartoon pins for his daughter, cartoons. To the left of this stand was an assortment of different types of potato chips. That is a little bit weird, cartoon pins next to potato chips, not exactly in the same category of merchandise. Well it gets better. To the left of that was a large stand filled with adult pleasure sticks. Yes, dildos, some of the DP variety. I could have literally grabbed a sack of crisps and a pink pleasure rocket at the same time! And to make this situation better (and one that I couldn't control my laughter in), there was an old couple (at least 60, maybe 70 years old) who were rummaging through the selection to find their favorite piece. I had to walk away to keep from bursting out in laughter. The other Japanese people walking by were even laughing at this. I wish I had the balls to take a picture.
Figured this would be good fodder for the OPC.