This is the motherfucking OPC! The triumviri that run this *&^% are J (president), Chica (vice-president) and me (doorman and southern gentleman). Any and all rules and regulations do not apply to us.
Rule #1- To gain admission, you must do one thing and not do one thing. The thing you must do is post on LSD between 4-7 AM your time. The thing you must not do is suck (I dub this "the blue warrior clause")
Rule #2- Posting time for this thread is 11 PM to 9 AM EST (mods can post any time
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Regulation #1- We are elitists. Because of this, we require a certain quality in posts in the OPC. The OPC is for actual discussion with personal stories mixed in. Posters must try to make what they are writing more interesting than the plot of Baywatch Nights. Straying from this will lead to ridicule from other members.
Regulation #2- Whilst we are elitists, we are in a progressive way (see our minority president). Pontificating bull about LSAT scores, "TTT" schools, etc. will not be tolerated. Take it somewhere else.
Regulation #3- The use of "pwn3d" and the like over and over is hereby banned. What constitutes "over and over" is up to the discretion of the OPC triumviri.
Members include- Stan (the original president of the OPC), Tra (gone, but not forgotten), Court, AH, Chica, Lily, Veg, KT, Shelrae, Britt, Suzie, Su, Red, Scott, Saxby, Groundhog, TOE, Duck, Bruin, Thou, A. Lee, Mr. Mad Props, daveman, da rev, magnus, hollycisco, Pancho, Maggs, zbttoken, dbgirl, halfie, jorge, em., HD, Southside, lizpendens, ginny, bender, Leo, etc. (more will be added later, as I remember/people tell me)
The OPC anthem:
Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. light
Those days are over
You don't have to lurk all day and night
Oh Stan, you don't have to PM red. tonight
Shamelessly flirting
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. light
Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. light
Put on the red. light, put on the red. light
Put on the red. light, put on the red. light
Put on the red. light, oh
We loved you since we knew ya
We wouldn't talk down to ya
We have to tell you just how we feel
We won't have you PMing red. anymore
We know our minds are made up
So put away your laptop
Told you once we won't tell you again, it's a bad way
Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. light
Oh Stan, you don't have to put on the red. light
You don't have to put on the red. light
Put on the red. light, put on the red. light
(x8)
all members should memorize.
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So heard about this and I know I gotta be in it. I'm not on enough to have a big role, I guess maybe the doorman. Stanley is definitely the President and Marauding is the VP. Chica is the Social Chairwoman (and sex revolutionary). This is for all the people who post when there is nobody to respond.
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