How come I got into the ill drunken argument about Mexican food at HLS in March?
How come I swore Cuban food was better?
How come part of me thinks that the real argument was because I swore that Cuban
people were better?
How come I'm a self-loathing elitist

?
How come I was drunk and looking for a fight?
How come I think that night was pretty funny?
How come if I remember correctly, Caldonia was there too?