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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2005, 02:21:22 PM »
How come dogs always bark at me?
How come I'm not in Florida right now?
How come Ron Artest is trippin again?
How come when I try to ask for a day off my boss want to ask  how come I want a day off?
How come all the jewerly companies dominate the commercials on TV?
How come I hate the Jared's Galleria of jewelry radio jingle?
How come Ciara and Ashanti can't sing?
How come Kyle Boller is a starting QB in the NFL?
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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2005, 02:33:51 PM »

How come the girl that sits next to me with 2 ivy league degrees only seems to be attracted to thugs?

How come I'm LOL at that one!!!!!!?
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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2005, 03:13:14 PM »
How come I'm at work, not working?
How come I have become the BLSD resume writer?
How come I want to get a another car?
How come I just got on in May?
How come I am single?
How come my boss is real black but think she's white?
How come Kanye West new CD is fire?
How come that Mary J. song makes me feel like i am NOT single?
Damn...it's the third year already!!

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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2005, 03:27:34 PM »
How come Dell manufactures chicken *&^%?   >:(

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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2005, 04:39:44 PM »
How come I can't figure out how to create an avatar for my profile?
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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2005, 04:43:20 PM »
How come the five greatest rappers of all time are Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan?

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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2005, 04:50:59 PM »
How come the five greatest rappers of all time are Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan?

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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2005, 04:54:28 PM »
i have a follow up to that one, lol...how come alot of nice guys seem to be weak?

and how come contracts is going to kick my a$$?


How come the girl that sits next to me with 2 ivy league degrees only seems to be attracted to thugs?

How come I'm LOL at that one!!!!!!?

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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2005, 05:02:48 PM »
How come the five greatest rappers of all time are Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, and Dylan?
How come you took it back on that one!!!!  LOL!!!!!!!
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Re: How Come...?
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2005, 05:19:49 PM »
i have a follow up to that one, lol...how come alot of nice guys seem to be weak?

and how come contracts is going to kick my a$$?


How come the girl that sits next to me with 2 ivy league degrees only seems to be attracted to thugs?

How come I'm LOL at that one!!!!!!?

How come you equate "nice" to "weak"? lol

How come I'm hoping you won't be like Vivica Fox dating 50, wondering why 50 didn't call her back after the Grammies?

How come Dave Chappelle had to skip out on his contract?

How come faith is about to be herbed by Contracts?

How come I heard Eddie Murphy and Johnny Gill (or was it Kendall Gill) are together now?