I'm 8 Years Old And

[shae]

I have already taken physics 15, theoretic mathematics 33, chemistry 553, and honors government.

I really want to go to law school.  I am worried that the admissions people at law schools will think that I have been a slacker in high school.  I recently got 2nd place at the USA Debate Finals and I am crushed- how can I get into a top law school now??  I am sure that I will be blacklisted forever!

Please help.  What should I do?

[SCgrad]

Study like hell for the MSAT (Middle School Admissions Test), if you don't do well enough to get into Elitadeere Middle School, you have no shot at HYS and therefore should hang yourself with razor wire.

[FossilJ]

Then visit the Doogie Howser thread on the Offtopic board.

[gameswizard]

Well I need some advice for my children who will be applying to law school in 25-30 years.  It is right around the corner and I want them to be on the fast track.  Any specific moves I could try with my wife I have not yet meet, lullabies to sing to get the pre law juices flowing, top notch day care programs ect.

Advice needed I hope to get them into HYS.

[El Chupacabra]

Is this true?  Cause I am young and thinking about starting law school at 18 or 19.  I am about to graduate high school (I'm 15) and I am the captain of my debate team, president of national honor society, and took 6 AP classes this year.  Do you think that I should have taken a seventh AP class?  Or more than 3 AP classes last year?

[spanishpolice]

lullabies to sing to get the pre law juices flowing

Every night before she'd tuck me in, my mother used to sing to me NWA's F*ck the Police.  You can try something else, but I'd stick with what works.

[El Chupacabra]

I have already taken physics 15, theoretic mathematics 33, chemistry 553, and honors government.

I really want to go to law school.  I am worried that the admissions people at law schools will think that I have been a slacker in high school.  I recently got 2nd place at the USA Debate Finals and I am crushed- how can I get into a top law school now??  I am sure that I will be blacklisted forever!

Please help.  What should I do?

Wait.  I know this one:

kill self

I don't get it.  He seems really smart, why should he kill himself?  The counselor at my high school told us that kids who are encouraged to commit suicide often do, so you might want to reconsider making remarks like this one.

[El Chupacabra]

Stop laughing about this.  It's not funny at all. 

[SCgrad]

 

[FossilJ]