Dear Law School,
I just received your rejection letter. I had put all my hopes and dreams into going to your school. You said I was a qualified applicant, but you couldn't accept me. Now hear this. I have a gun to my head and am about to end it all due to your insincerity. Please show that you care more about a person’s life than your precious USNWR ranking, and reconsider my application in the affirmative. My future kids will thank you,
Signed,
Desperate guy with loaded 38