Letters in Response to Rejection Letters

[H4CS]

Dear Borchmore Admissions,

I am sorry, but I will not be able to accept your offer of rejection for the 2006-2007 year.  As you know, this has been a very difficult process and I have received far more rejections than I could ever accept.  Many wonderful colleges tried to reject me this year and there just is no way that I could take them all.  As such, it is with deep regret that I inform you that I will be attending Borchmore law next year.  I am sure that your university will find some other wonderful candidate to reject and I wish you the best of luck in your future rejections.
See you in the Spring

[SCgrad]

Dear Law School,

I just received your rejection letter.  I had put all my hopes and dreams into going to your school.  You said I was a qualified applicant, but you couldn't accept me.  Now hear this.  I have a gun to my head and am about to end it all due to your insincerity.  Please show that you care more about a person’s life than your precious USNWR ranking, and reconsider my application in the affirmative.  My future kids will thank you,

Signed,

Desperate guy with loaded 38

[Outofcollege]

Dear Law School,

I'm sleeping with the Executive Editor of US News and World Report. I regret to inform you that your decision to reject me will have significant repercussions.

Last laugh,
Applicant

[Roxy]

that one made me choke on my water

[vegemitemama]

Dear Borchmore Admissions,

I am sorry, but I will not be able to accept your offer of rejection for the 2006-2007 year. As you know, this has been a very difficult process and I have received far more rejections than I could ever accept. Many wonderful colleges tried to reject me this year and there just is no way that I could take them all. As such, it is with deep regret that I inform you that I will be attending Borchmore law next year. I am sure that your university will find some other wonderful candidate to reject and I wish you the best of luck in your future rejections.
See you in the Spring

180.
This is HILARIOUS.

[orlando jackson]

Dear Borchmore Admissions,

I am sorry, but I will not be able to accept your offer of rejection for the 2006-2007 year.  As you know, this has been a very difficult process and I have received far more rejections than I could ever accept.  Many wonderful colleges tried to reject me this year and there just is no way that I could take them all.  As such, it is with deep regret that I inform you that I will be attending Borchmore law next year.  I am sure that your university will find some other wonderful candidate to reject and I wish you the best of luck in your future rejections.
See you in the Spring

i will send this one to any and all schools i don't get into.

[Happy_Weasel]

Dear (Law school with 165 median),

    It has come to my attention that I have failed to gain admission into your prestigeous

institution. I would like you to consider me on the following that surrounds my fact of

only getting a 156 on the LSAT. I may have gotten only a 156 while there are those who

got a score 8 points higher and still got rejected. However, I would like to tell you its not the size of your score, but

its how you use it. I mean, come on. Just because you have a 10-inch weiner or are a

36DD doesn't mean you would be a good pornstar. Think about that.

                                                                                 Me
 

[IvanTrbl]

Dear Borchmore Admissions,

I am sorry, but I will not be able to accept your offer of rejection for the 2006-2007 year.  As you know, this has been a very difficult process and I have received far more rejections than I could ever accept.  Many wonderful colleges tried to reject me this year and there just is no way that I could take them all.  As such, it is with deep regret that I inform you that I will be attending Borchmore law next year.  I am sure that your university will find some other wonderful candidate to reject and I wish you the best of luck in your future rejections.
See you in the Spring

Yeah, this one's phucking amazing.  I can't wait to start getting rejection letters so I can write one of my own!

[Happy_Weasel]

LOL

[tobias]

Dear Law School,

So you wanted someone else?

Higher LSAT and GPA?

Well f*** you, too!

Give me my money back, give me my money back you b****.

I want my money back.

Sincerely,

applicant, with apologies to ben folds