I wish I could have sent this letter three years ago, but unfortunately I was accepted, barely.
"Dear Admissions Committee:
Thank you so much for rejecting me. Although your T2 school is the finest in the nearby over-saturated market, the $100,000 in student loans would have crushed my soul. Now I will be attending school at Akron or Dayton or something with a full-ride scholarship. Although nobody will want to hire me, I hear it wouldn't be any different if I graduated from your school, but I am sad on missing out on the four employers that come for on campus interviews. Now, with much less debt, my dreams of parking-lot ownership after the bar can come true.
You have changed my life for the better. Remember that.
Student who is using his J.D. for new and exciting non-law purposes.