Dear Mr. xxxx,
When we review applications, we're looking for one that will draw a lot of water in the USNews. You don't draw sh*t, xxxxxx. Now we got a nice, quiet little law community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, xxxxx. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off LSAT. I don't like your jerk-off PS, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?
-Dean Treehorn