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Mr Shears

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #50 on: January 23, 2006, 11:13:06 AM »
I'm STILL laughing at the "all your application fee are belong to us" letter.

Genius.

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #51 on: January 23, 2006, 11:16:03 AM »
Dear Applicant,

Fah-Q.

Sincerely,

Dean Anonymous

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« Reply #52 on: January 23, 2006, 11:43:05 AM »
Dear [Applicant Name]

All your application fee are belong to us.

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Best,

[Dean Name]


I wonder if anyone will get that.

"All your application fee are belong to us."

I think this is supposed to be like "allyourbasearebelongtous" a warcraft 3 cheat to get to the next level.

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #53 on: January 23, 2006, 12:29:40 PM »
Yeah, poorly translated Zero Wing.


Dear applicant,
 
       Allyourfacearebelongtous. HAHAHA!
       
                                                                         :-*
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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #54 on: January 23, 2006, 12:49:56 PM »
Dear Applicant,

Due to your extreme posting on LSD, you are hereby DENIED admission at our school. We do not want your kind among us.

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you are doomed in the fated sense, but that's completely irrelevant because that's only from the viewpoint of someone who is not constrained by time. since you are temporal, for all intents and purposes you have the power to change your future

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #55 on: January 23, 2006, 01:07:10 PM »
DING, fagg!

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #56 on: January 23, 2006, 01:28:00 PM »
As is our custom, we have cross-referenced your profiles on LSN and LSD.

Heheh... I wish I had thought of that one !! Priceless.

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2006, 08:18:02 PM »
Dear Liberal Queer,

Denied you baby-eating nazi!
                                                                     See you in Hell
                                                                  Ave Maria/Liberty/Regent

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #58 on: January 24, 2006, 03:22:34 PM »
Dear applicant,
               
         I see you have had an abortion in your freshman year. DENIED!
           
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Don't you mean Dean Starr?  ;)

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #59 on: January 24, 2006, 04:48:36 PM »
Applicant--

We received your personal statement (along with your application) telling us how badly you would like to attend Cornell Law School. As you know, we are Case Western Reserve University Law School. By a twist of fate, the Dean of Admissions at Cornell Law School contacted our office and said he had received a personal statement from you stating that Case Western was your first choice!

After a phone consultation, we agreed that your statement constituted a binding preference to attend Case Western above all other law schools in 2006. And needless to say, we are delighted to have your 3.8 GPA and a 176 LSAT, so we have made a special exception to our usual policy and admitted you through our Binding Early Admission program, even though, unfortunately, this makes you ineligible for financial aid.

We have begun contacting other law schools to let them know of your happy decision to attend Case Western, and it will be our pleasure to see you in the Fall!

Dean Star Jones
Case Western