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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #80 on: January 30, 2006, 05:25:59 PM »
Congratulations, we have finally took the honor of reviewing your application.  Unfortunately, your just not smart enough for our school.  In fact, if admitted, you would be considered a burden to our school's reputation and US NEWS ranking position.  Have a nice life!

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #81 on: January 30, 2006, 05:26:55 PM »
Dear Applicant,

No


Regards,
XXX Law School

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #82 on: January 30, 2006, 05:37:28 PM »
Dear Applicant:



Sincerely,

Dean Sarcasm

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #83 on: January 30, 2006, 05:40:13 PM »
Dear Applicant:



Sincerely,

Dean Sarcasm

 :D :D :D

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #84 on: January 30, 2006, 06:40:45 PM »
Dear Applicant,

No


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XXX Law School

Short and to the point.

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #85 on: January 30, 2006, 09:22:19 PM »
Dear Applicant,

        Phuck off.
                           :P

                      Dean Yourmon

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #86 on: January 30, 2006, 10:24:25 PM »
Dear Applicant,

        Phuck off.
                           :P

                      Dean Yourmon

I was hoping for something more...zimish. perhaps you could write back to them with something like:

You dare reject ME?
quote Stanley J. Watson III
you are doomed in the fated sense, but that's completely irrelevant because that's only from the viewpoint of someone who is not constrained by time. since you are temporal, for all intents and purposes you have the power to change your future

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #87 on: January 30, 2006, 10:32:28 PM »
Dear Applicant,

I like you, just not like that.

Sincerely,

Director of Admissions

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #88 on: January 30, 2006, 10:33:35 PM »
Dear Applicant,

[ ] Yes     [X] No


Sincerely,

Assistant Dean of Admissions

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #89 on: January 30, 2006, 10:40:39 PM »
Dear So and So,

We are writing to inform you that your application is incomplete for the following reason(s):

___ missing letter of reccomendation
_x_ missing transcript
___ missing LSAT score
___ missing question #___ on application.

Please don't worry about it, however, as you are also rejected.

Sincerely,

Dean, Jimmy