Write your own rejection

[The Poster]

180, iago. 

[*shell*]

seconded

180, iago. 

[TheGunner]

Dear TheGunner:

We have reviewed your application for admission to the Juris Doctorate program at T14 Schoool of Law.  The application pool for the J.D. program this year has been highly competitive as we have received 201 applications for only 200 seats.  At this time, we have decided to place you on the waitlist for matriculation in the class of 2009.  Further, we would like you to supplement your current application by providing us with a letter of continued interest in our program which should contain the credited response to the following query -

Four regiments—A, B, C, and D—are positioned to defend the areas to the north, south, east, and west of a city, respectively. At their general's command, exactly two of the regiments will join forces to form one large regiment, in accordance with the following conditions:

No regiment will be commanded to join forces with any other regiment more than once.
No regiment will defend two areas simultaneously.If Regiment A joins forces with Regiments B or C, the resulting regiment will defend the west.
If Regiment B joins forces with Regiment D, the resulting regiment will defend the south.
If Regiment C joins forces with Regiments B or D, the resulting regiment will defend the north.
If Regiment D joins forces with Regiment A, the resulting regiment will defend the east.
If the only areas defended are the south and east, then which one of the following pairs of regiments must have joined forces?

(A) A and B   
(B) B and D   
(C) C and D   
(D) A and D   
(E) B and C

We look forward to hearing from you shortly and wish you the best of luck in your application process.

Warmest Regards,

Dean Y. A. Lettucecrisper
Associate Dean for Admission and Rank Preservation
T14 School of Law

[SkullTatt]

I JUST did this one like yesterday !!! How random.

[SkullTatt]

That is scary. Either you know the movie well enough, or you know all the logic games well enough that just a glimpse of one provides total recall of it. Either way, frightening... I need you to come with me to the Feb. 4 LSAT...

[Happy_Weasel]

Dear applicant,

 You think a guy like you has a chance with a law school

like me? Pulzeee I'm like totally out of your league!
                                                                                     
                                                                                   

                                                                           Dean Becky


Btw, Case Western Reserve is still very good, btw.

                                         

[Mr Shears]

Dear [Applicant]:

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Sincerely,

Dean Realist

[Manwithaplan]

GAME OVER.

b*tch.

[Manwithaplan]

Dear [applicant],
On seven prior occasions we have denied your admission in writing. We now deny it for the eighth time. You must be stupid, stupid, stupid.

Sincerely,
Great Benefit Law School

viva la grisham

[M. Dunson]

Dear M. Dunson,

Every year Princeton Law School receives tens of thousands of extremely well-qualified applicants.  Unfortunately, we cannot extend offers of admission to all of them.  Although your application shows promise academically, the admissions committee could not figure out who you were as a person.  We suggest therapy, you might want to see someone about that soon.

We are confident that you will taste sweet glory around mailtime sometime soon and wish you the best of luck.

Sincerely,

Theodore "Chip" Hoffbauer, IV