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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2005, 09:33:56 AM »
Just a drawing of a thumbs down. 

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2005, 10:08:39 AM »

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #22 on: January 06, 2006, 12:25:33 PM »
dear dumbass,

you are a loser. unfortunatly, there were lots of people that applied that were better than you...but just think ..you juts saved 150 grand! we did ya a favor!

sincerely,
Dean of admissions
she says she's tired of life
everybody's tired of something..

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #23 on: January 06, 2006, 01:46:02 PM »

Dear Hopeful,

The fact that you applied to our Law School shows that you lack the judgement required for admittance.

In a rare unanimous decision, the Committe, having carefully reviewed your file, has decided that the utter naivete exemplified in your personal statement, your anemic numbers, your banal work history and your pathetic and belated attempts to demonstrate some commitment to voluntary service and extracurricular activities far outweigh the moderately positive impressions that your letters of recommendation may have painted.

Frankly, we don't believe that the recommenders were altogether honest in their descriptions of your suitability to study law at our School, and we are contemplating pursuing legal action against them.

Nevertheless, the Committee has, by a narrow majority, vote to wish you "Good Luck" with your applications to study law elsewhere. May we suggest Northwestern?

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #24 on: January 06, 2006, 02:33:22 PM »
Dear applicant,


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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #25 on: January 07, 2006, 03:41:19 AM »
Dear Applicant,

Any normal person looking at your resume, recent grades, and LSAT would agree that you are a no-brainer admit at virtually every law school in the nation. However, we are slaves to USNWR and we can't dismiss your grades from ages ago because the magazine won't.

There are no second acts in American life. Go @#!* yourself.

Sincerely
Decent Law School

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #26 on: January 07, 2006, 11:03:55 AM »
Dear Applicant,

While reviewing your application you mentioned a history of being abused as a child.  Obviously this abuse has not taught you anything because you are still a jackass trying to apply to our law school with that pathetic attempt of an LSAT.  I would enjoy nothing more than beating you myself.  In addition, we have researched and been informed that you have been accepted into Yale in order to study Economics, and been given some nice job offers.  We have taken the liberty to contact these institutions on your behalf and let them know what a moron you are.  After all how business savvy or economical is wasting $700 dollars on applications. We hope that you die a slow miserable death for insulting our university’s time, and prestige.  Feel free to apply again next cycle, we could use the money to train real students


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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #27 on: January 07, 2006, 11:14:50 AM »
Dear Applicant,

While reviewing your application you mentioned a history of being abused as a child.  Obviously this abuse has not taught you anything because you are still a jackass trying to apply to our law school with that pathetic attempt of an LSAT.  I would enjoy nothing more than beating you myself.  In addition, we have researched and been informed that you have been accepted into Yale in order to study Economics, and been given some nice job offers.  We have taken the liberty to contact these institutions on your behalf and let them know what a moron you are.  After all how business savvy or economical is wasting $700 dollars on applications. We hope that you die a slow miserable death for insulting our university’s time, and prestige.  Feel free to apply again next cycle, we could use the money to train real students



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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #28 on: January 08, 2006, 12:31:12 AM »
Dear applicant,

After reviewing your application, we have deteremined that you must have been delusional when deciding to apply to our institution.  However, we at X School of Law have a very firm policy on tolerance to all disabilities, including mental illness.  Therefore we have enlclosed a list of psychiatrists in your area in hopes that you will decide to seek treatment for your (apparently vivid) delusions.  We suggest you seek professional help immediatly.

Sincerly,

The Admissions Committee

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2006, 01:32:25 PM »
Dear [applicant],
On seven prior occasions we have denied your admission in writing. We now deny it for the eighth time. You must be stupid, stupid, stupid.

Sincerely,
Great Benefit Law School