Write your own rejection

[Happy_Weasel]

Dear Applicant,


   I wish I could write this rejection in an old english caligraphy font just
   to sound even MORE condesending when I say that you application affords us no
   space for you in our Fall 2006 program and as such, we are not offering you a
   seat at this school at this time. We are sorry that we cannot help you at this time.
 
                                                                         Dean Richman

[john83]

Dear Applicant,

Maybe if you spent less time on LSD and more time studying we might be writing a different letter.

But alas, you can always be proud of your high post count.


Sincerely,

Admissions

[140am]

Dear Applicant,

Maybe if you spent less time on LSD and more time studying we might be writing a different letter.

But alas, you can always be proud of your high post count.


Sincerely,

Admissions

Ah, it's funny because it's true. 

[Happy_Weasel]

Dear applicant,


That standardized test from 5th grade that you bombed. Well, some things just stay on your permanent record, don't they?

                                                                           Dean Noseybutt

[Skeptic]

Dear Deadbeat,


HAHAHA HAHA



HA!


Yours Truely,
Dean of Admissions

[Happy_Weasel]

Dear Mr.Matonte,


FUC.K YOU FU.CK YOU FUC.K YOU F.UCK Y OU mATONTE YOU GODDAMN LIBERAL PIECE OF MONKEY *&^%!! I AM YOUR MAMA AND YOUR DADDY I FUC.KED YOUR MAMA IN THE ASS AND SHE WANTED ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE A LOW LIFE PIECE OF MONKEY DOG *&^% THATS LOOKING FO A HOME
11111111 Uh, that means we have no space for you this year.


                                                                    XOXOHTH
                                                                     Dean Troll

[ImNobody]

bump

[ImNobody]

hahahahahahahaa

Awesome


The next time I have to deliver bad news, I'm doing giving someone a bunny with a pancake on its head.
"hey, its over- but look! Bunny! Don't worry, we can stay friends."
"I failed math...but this bunny has a pancake!"

[Slumdog Lovebutton]

"Dear Applicant,

The bad news is you are rejected.  The good news is, here is a bunny with a pancake on its head:



Sincerely,
Toby Stock"

With a normal rejection my mind would constantly wander to the rejection and it would make me sad constantly.  With this rejection every time I would think about the rejection, I'd get sad, but wait!  There's a bunny with a pancake on its head.  What a cute bunny with a pancake on its head...how can I stay mad at you?

Teehee.  I wish I got to know this Toby Stock fellow.

Do you ever wonder what was going on right before those people decided to procure both a bunny and a pancake and take this picture?  i think i have an idea...

[Zoli]

I wonder how that would taste, bunny and pancakes with some syrup??  mmmmmmmmm