Dear Applicant,Maybe if you spent less time on LSD and more time studying we might be writing a different letter.But alas, you can always be proud of your high post count.Sincerely,Admissions
"Dear Applicant,The bad news is you are rejected. The good news is, here is a bunny with a pancake on its head:Sincerely,Toby Stock"With a normal rejection my mind would constantly wander to the rejection and it would make me sad constantly. With this rejection every time I would think about the rejection, I'd get sad, but wait! There's a bunny with a pancake on its head. What a cute bunny with a pancake on its head...how can I stay mad at you?