We regret to inform you that you did not get accepted to our law school. Rest assured, however, that we will gladly take your application fee and reject you again next year if you choose to apply as either a new student or a transfer student. It is applications like yours (and the fee that goes along with it) that keeps the bar in the faculty lounge fully stocked at all times. There, now don't you feel better? I know I do.
Till next year,
Hoity Toity Law School