Write your own rejection

[john83]

What happened to this thread?

It got rejected. 

apparently. i thought it was a fantastic idea when i started it.

[Happy_Weasel]

Dear Applicant


    This is you if you ask about your status again. -
http://www.100abortionpictures.com/Aborted_Baby_Pictures_Abortion_Photos/images/50.jpg
  Any Questions?

                                                                       

[john83]

Dear Applicant,

No, and don't even think about applying next year.


Sincerely,

Director of Admissions

[kmpnj]

Dear applicant,

   We regret to inform you that you did not get accepted to our law school.  Rest assured, however, that we will gladly take your application fee and reject you again next year if you choose to apply as either a new student or a transfer student.  It is applications like yours (and the fee that goes along with it) that keeps the bar in the faculty lounge fully stocked at all times.  There, now don't you feel better?  I know I do.


Till next year,
Dean Updebutt
Hoity Toity Law School

[Happy_Weasel]

P.S. Send us back a signed autograph by Terrence and Phillip.

[terralily]

Dear Holder of Delusions of Granduer,

[Pythagoras]

Dear _____,

Clue: REJECTED!!

Answer: What is your application to our law school?

Love,

Dean Trebek
Daily Double School of Law

[Lionel Hutz]

Dear _____,

Clue: REJECTED!!

Answer: What is your application to our law school?

Love,

Dean Trebek
Daily Double School of Law

Haha! Awesome.

[140am]

Dear Mr. 161:

Maybe.  No...wait, I'm having a feeling about this.  Ah, screw it:  NO.

Sincerely,
We've Got a Hunch We Don't Want U.

[ImNobody]

When I told an old friend I was in at ND, he responded like this:

Dear XXXX,

I write you with the sincerest apology regarding your mistaken admittance into the law school of University of Notre Dame du Lac.  In truth, you were admitted into studies at Notre Dame Cathedral, where you will take over Quasimoto's role as bell keeper, as they need a replacement for the old haggard hunchback.


--Dean XXXXX