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Write your own rejection

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #110 on: March 05, 2006, 09:10:07 PM »
What happened to this thread?

It got rejected.  :D

apparently. i thought it was a fantastic idea when i started it.

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #111 on: March 05, 2006, 09:13:59 PM »
Dear Applicant


    This is you if you ask about your status again. -
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  Any Questions?

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john83

Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #112 on: March 05, 2006, 09:30:58 PM »
Dear Applicant,

No, and don't even think about applying next year.


Sincerely,

Director of Admissions

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #113 on: March 05, 2006, 10:47:17 PM »
Dear applicant,

   We regret to inform you that you did not get accepted to our law school.  Rest assured, however, that we will gladly take your application fee and reject you again next year if you choose to apply as either a new student or a transfer student.  It is applications like yours (and the fee that goes along with it) that keeps the bar in the faculty lounge fully stocked at all times.  There, now don't you feel better?  I know I do.


Till next year,
Dean Updebutt
Hoity Toity Law School

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #114 on: March 06, 2006, 06:11:05 PM »
P.S. Send us back a signed autograph by Terrence and Phillip.

Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #115 on: March 08, 2006, 10:14:13 PM »
Dear Holder of Delusions of Granduer,

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #116 on: March 09, 2006, 02:37:26 PM »
Dear _____,

Clue: REJECTED!!

Answer: What is your application to our law school?

Love,

Dean Trebek
Daily Double School of Law

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #117 on: March 09, 2006, 02:45:53 PM »
Dear _____,

Clue: REJECTED!!

Answer: What is your application to our law school?

Love,

Dean Trebek
Daily Double School of Law

Haha! Awesome.

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Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #118 on: March 09, 2006, 05:18:50 PM »
Dear Mr. 161:

Maybe.  No...wait, I'm having a feeling about this.  Ah, screw it:  NO.

Sincerely,
We've Got a Hunch We Don't Want U.

ImNobody

Re: Write your own rejection
« Reply #119 on: March 12, 2006, 11:13:51 AM »
When I told an old friend I was in at ND, he responded like this:

Dear XXXX,

I write you with the sincerest apology regarding your mistaken admittance into the law school of University of Notre Dame du Lac.  In truth, you were admitted into studies at Notre Dame Cathedral, where you will take over Quasimoto's role as bell keeper, as they need a replacement for the old haggard hunchback.


--Dean XXXXX