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Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs

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Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2006, 11:17:58 PM »
But that will kill only me, not Stan.  Solves only one problem!

Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2006, 11:21:34 PM »
But that will kill only me, not Stan.  Solves only one problem!


It would leave him a soaked with your blood, and probably chipped all over. Then I can burry him with you...or have you both creamated, together, and spread your combined ashes over the grounds of YALE. its the only way he'd ever get in, you know. stopping you from reproducing in the process is an added bonus.

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Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2006, 11:27:23 PM »
Or better yet, use him as my gravestone, but bury me just outside Yale, so he's facing the gates forever, knowing that he can never move from his spot, tortured by every single person who goes through that gate.

I'm willing to offer my life for such a noble and dastardly cause.


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Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2006, 12:08:41 AM »
NO SILVER LININGS, CAMELMAN!

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Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2006, 12:21:53 AM »
It is one.  And it's not allowed.

Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2006, 12:07:47 PM »
Or better yet, use him as my gravestone, but bury me just outside Yale, so he's facing the gates forever, knowing that he can never move from his spot, tortured by every single person who goes through that gate.

I'm willing to offer my life for such a noble and dastardly cause.


I really like this idea.

Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2006, 12:29:35 PM »
I liked J's idea so much, I modified it into my quote!  :D whole thing didn't fit tho.

Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2006, 07:16:01 PM »

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Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2009, 03:28:41 PM »
BUMP!!!

Re: Think of ways to kill swats...just for laughs
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2009, 02:55:03 PM »