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Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...

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Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2005, 08:23:32 AM »
Thank you all.  :D

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Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2005, 11:35:56 AM »
'Twas the night before Ding-mas, when all through the land
0Ls were waiting for decisions, but nobody could understand
Their apps were sent in early, from far and from near
In hopes they'd gain acceptance at somewhere by New Year
The applicant nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Toby Stock danced in their heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down to wait for the mailman's cr*p
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my beer pong game to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
False alarm, just the neighborhood dealer selling his stash
Back to getting drunk, what else is new
But I'm gleaming with optimism that an acceptance is due
Another days has passed and still no letter
Why am I still writing this, I should know better

HEY MODS!!

Can we sticky this?

lovelovelovenyc

Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2005, 11:40:56 AM »
I think this earns you a shout out in T-Stock's blog at the v. least, if not an acceptance.

Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2005, 11:42:14 AM »
'Twas the night before Ding-mas, when all through the land
0Ls were waiting for decisions, but nobody could understand
Their apps were sent in early, from far and from near
In hopes they'd gain acceptance at somewhere by New Year
The applicant nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Toby Stock danced in their heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down to wait for the mailman's cr*p
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my beer pong game to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
False alarm, just the neighborhood dealer selling his stash
Back to getting drunk, what else is new
But I'm gleaming with optimism that an acceptance is due
Another days has passed and still no letter
Why am I still writing this, I should know better

I should have written this...

great job! :)

This is way better than my "Oh, Cardozo!" poem.

lovelovelovenyc

Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2005, 11:44:16 AM »
'Twas the night before Ding-mas, when all through the land
0Ls were waiting for decisions, but nobody could understand
Their apps were sent in early, from far and from near
In hopes they'd gain acceptance at somewhere by New Year
The applicant nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Toby Stock danced in their heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down to wait for the mailman's cr*p
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my beer pong game to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
False alarm, just the neighborhood dealer selling his stash
Back to getting drunk, what else is new
But I'm gleaming with optimism that an acceptance is due
Another days has passed and still no letter
Why am I still writing this, I should know better

I nominate you for LSD Poet Laureate

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Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2005, 01:28:54 PM »

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Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
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Re: Twas the Night Before Ding-mas...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2005, 06:25:23 PM »
'Twas the night before Ding-mas, when all through the land
0Ls were waiting for decisions, but nobody could understand
Their apps were sent in early, from far and from near
In hopes they'd gain acceptance at somewhere by New Year
The applicant nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of Toby Stock danced in their heads
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down to wait for the mailman's cr*p
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my beer pong game to see what was the matter
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
False alarm, just the neighborhood dealer selling his stash
Back to getting drunk, what else is new
But I'm gleaming with optimism that an acceptance is due
Another days has passed and still no letter
Why am I still writing this, I should know better

stellar.