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Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game

Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2005, 01:26:00 AM »
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2005, 01:36:22 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2005, 01:59:43 AM »
<------ Points at Chica...

<------ Says, "Booya."