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Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game

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 Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game, he won the 1983 world series of poker holding a joker, the 3 of diamonds, a "get out of jail free" card from monopoly, a red 7 from UNO, and a domino.

Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2005, 08:32:12 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't shave.  He kicks himself in the face.

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Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2005, 08:43:05 PM »
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2005, 08:43:42 PM »
Chuck Norris does not read books.  He stares at them down until they give him the information he wants.

Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2005, 08:51:44 PM »
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2005, 02:52:54 PM »
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

LOL that is some funny ish, I got to use that from now on.

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Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2005, 04:42:44 PM »
Although I respect Chuck Norris' poker skills, he has nothing on Peter Griffin:


Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2005, 05:11:08 PM »
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2005, 01:17:55 AM »
Thanks, babe...

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Re: Chuck Norris has the best poker face in the history of the game
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2005, 01:24:57 AM »
In the 80's it was discovered that President Reagan had an inoperable growth on his brain. Rather than letting him die, they shrunk Chuck Norris and injected him into President Reagan. There, he fought the tumor and defeated it with a round house kick to the face. The tumor died and Chuck Norris safely exited Ronald Regan's body. Chuck Norris then had Reagan's tumor mounted on his wall next to the elephant that he killed with his bare hands and the dinosaur he shot on his hunting expedition to the Jurassic Period.