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[TDPookie1]

I am genuinely curious now about the word "jack off"  I think that when used as a noun it should be hyphenated: You're a bastard, a jack-off, and a son-of-a-female dog.  And when pluralized it should still be hyphenated: You're all bastards, jack-offs, and son-of-a-bitches.

I don't think "son of a female dog" is hyphenated, and wanderer is correct that the plural is "sons of bitches."  The "son" is the main object, so you need to pluralize it.  "Son of a bitches" would imply that one son can have more than one mother, particularly of the female dog variety.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=jack%20off

That's the dictionary entry, but it makes no mention of a noun form of "jack off."  I've decided that I think it would keep the same form as the verb if it were a noun.  What does lexy think? 

[mancow555]

although, if they are all brothers then they could be "sons of a female dog." 

[TDPookie1]

although, if they are all brothers then they could be "sons of a female dog." 

If you say so.  But they would not be sons of bitches, as I assume you and your brothers have only the one mother...

[superiorlobe]

Man, you guys don't get it.  I was not trying to pluralize "son of a female dog" correctly.  I was trying to have fun with language.  I guess I should remember to put smileys next to everything that is not a completely serious pronouncement about life.

[Kwertee]

Man, you guys don't get it.    I was not trying to pluralize "son of a female dog" correctly.    I was trying to have fun with language.    I guess I should remember to put smileys next to everything that is not a completely serious pronouncement about life. 

[TDPookie1]

I'm glad you weren't completely serious, superiorlobe, but that honestly doesn't matter to me.  I'm so bored that I'll start or join a discussion about it anyway

I think I'll be better now, because my boyfriend and I just moved in together to a new apartment, so now I get to play housewife while looking for a job   Now that I have something better to do, maybe I'll relax in my role as grammar police. 

[BAFF213]

I enjoy being the spelling police from time to time.

[brothernads]

 does this mean I shouldn't use the word seminal in my PS??

[lexylit]

"and that's why i'm petitioning to have the second half of the year be called the O-vester."

-legally blonde