A non-decision decision: In at GULC.
A friend (zenpeaceofmind) suggested that I email Cornblatt directly. And after a lot of back and forth I did. I explained that it's been 2 weeks since my letter was sent, it was sent to a bad address that only kind of works but that I'd emailed his office twice about changing my address, neither time did anything. That I've also called and gotten no help, etc. etc.
He responded within minutes, apologizing for all of my difficulties and saying that it is GULC's official policy not to give admissions decision info over email, but that he thinks I'll have a very big smile on my face when I finally get the letter that they are re-sending to my correct address and he hopes to see me in the spring.