I have an incredible ability to armpit fart. I can do all different types of farts. The "oops." The "check your pants." The "my stomach has been hurting and I just had to get that out." And my all time favorite in a large crowd of people, the "is that what I thought it was?"
Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills. Nun chuk skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.