I have hate for these things.

[allyreese]

Does she wear the Twinkies, or just carry them about? 

I believe that the box was fused to her hand in a tragic Oprah-watching accident in the late 90s, she's very sensitive about it, so we don't talk about it much, which is probably best since it's hard for her talk with her mouth so full of the delicious combination of sponge cake and cream that is known as a twinkie...

[allyreese]

That's hot, carrying around a box of Twinkies. 

tasty

[allyreese]

update:  ms. 3-hour-lunch just announced that she'll be leaving the office at 3 to "hang out" with her daughters - meanwhile i'm going to be stuck here glaring at my computer - i hate the world

[LaneSwerver]

Suckers!

[LaneSwerver]

Not all of us have our own porn industry. 

And it's a good thing.

[LaneSwerver]

I hate the word uber. 

Is Martha staring in your newest release, Lane? 

I don't make the porn...

[LaneSwerver]

Oh that's right.  Well, is she going to be signing copies at one of your many outlets?

Didn't her daughter do some films? Or am I thinking of someone else?

[maka nani]

nyy

[LaneSwerver]

Hmmm, I hope not.  She's sort of butch in that businesswoman-type, man's haircut-type way. 

I'm not sure. I can look into it if you'd like a copy. Maybe that was someone else...

[maka nani]