I have hate for these things.

[maka nani]

my job

[TomServo]

Blah, blah, blah. It's an hour and ten minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

This post was unintentionally hilarious, because it made me think of Scott Baio's lawyer "Bob Lowlaw" on "Arrested Development."  Pronounced... bah blah law... or, well, you kinda had to be there. 

[Law_Woman]

illegal immigrants
welfare queens
geusts on springer

[TomServo]

It's so nice to see a friendly face.     Well, a face, nonetheless.

[ningirl]

When people tell me I "look sick" or "look tired."

Gee, thanks!

[Law_Woman]

When people tell me I "look sick" or "look tired."

Gee, thanks!

you look tired....and sick. Are you getting enough sex, I find that usually helps.

[ningirl]

ha.ha.

[TomServo]

you look tired....and sick. Are you getting enough sex, I find that usually helps.

You're obviously not.  Hire a new pool boy, and make this one 6'6".

[Law_Woman]

I like short men.

you look tired....and sick. Are you getting enough sex, I find that usually helps.

You're obviously not.  Hire a new pool boy, and make this one 6'6".

[TomServo]

He could be mentally short.  Or did you mean, short manparts?

Tom Cruise would be totally into you, if only you beleived in crazy stuff.  Oh, wait...