Those retarded penis straws that bachelorette party's feel the need to have around.
Don't forget the chocolate penis lollipops that are also obligatory bachelorette party favors.
And bachelorette parties in general.
All true. I've seen such things and they're not pretty.
The bachelorette party I helped plan last week had none of the above.
to be fair, you are uptight and boring
to be fair, you're my new favorite.
let's drink some barley wine and dance on the hole in the street!