I have hate for these things.

[LaneSwerver]

carrel: place where you study

coral: *&^% that grows in the ocean

corral: place where animals hang out

Y'all need spell-check.

[LegalLassie]

My tendency to procrastinate.  If I could just get up in a timely manner, start my day early, and stay on a schedule, I could get so much more done.  Why am I such a lazy bum?

The heroin addiction probably has something to do with it.

Mmm...Heroin...

[LegalLassie]

When I was doing testmasters, this asian kid would come in with a huge paper bag, sit one seat over from me, and take out onion rings, a soda, and a giant hotdog with tons of crap on it.  He would eat with his mouth open and in between eating, he would blow his nose  or, alternately, snort through his nose.

His food smelled terrible and I just felt like kicking his ass.

[LegalLassie]

I wonder what our nation's next generation of lunch ladies will be named?  

I belong to this women's club and almost everyone is named Heather.

[LegalLassie]

Each year, a certain number of baby girls MUST be named Wanda, Doris, Emmylou or Fran.

[maka nani]

When I was doing testmasters, this asian kid would come in with a huge paper bag, sit one seat over from me, and take out onion rings, a soda, and a giant hotdog with tons of crap on it.  He would eat with his mouth open and in between eating, he would blow his nose  or, alternately, snort through his nose.

His food smelled terrible and I just felt like kicking his ass.

*barf*

[maka nani]

tequila? as a name

[LegalLassie]

Ashlee. Misspelled in a multitude of ways, of course. Also (like my next door white trash neighbors) Destini Hope.

A girl with implants and a tongue stud worked in our office for awhile.  Her name was Amber Dawn.

She got fired.

[LegalLassie]

Brandy was the popular name when I was growing up.  Lots of Brandys running around.  Even one who's parents (probably alcoholics) named her Brandy Sherry.

[LaneSwerver]

Mildred and Florence are making a comeback.