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LaneSwerver

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #120 on: October 06, 2005, 04:33:45 PM »
Yes, but 8 inches big, or 14 inches big?  14 inches would be bigger than a ruler. 

John Holmes was documented 12.5" big.

LaneSwerver

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #121 on: October 06, 2005, 04:34:08 PM »
Well then you're just being greedy. 

Yeah, no *&^%. You're not my friend anymore.

LaneSwerver

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #122 on: October 06, 2005, 04:35:14 PM »
Well it's just exaggerated.  Like, all professional athletes are not 6'2".  That's like the standard answer.  Consider how long 14 inches is, and then think just how enormous a 14 inch penis would have to be.  Boggling.  

I'm just sayin'...they're out there.

LaneSwerver

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #123 on: October 06, 2005, 04:35:34 PM »

LaneSwerver

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #124 on: October 06, 2005, 04:37:18 PM »
Well it's just exaggerated.  Like, all professional athletes are not 6'2".  That's like the standard answer.  Consider how long 14 inches is, and then think just how enormous a 14 inch penis would have to be.  Boggling.  

I have seen one, in person, that was 13 and a half.  No joke.

It scared me, and I felt sorry for him.

I can't imagine trying to wear pants...

LaneSwerver

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #125 on: October 06, 2005, 04:38:33 PM »
There was this show on HBO, and there was this one freak who was 15 inches, and, having seen my fair share of porn, I have never seen anything that close.  Which is probably why that guy was on the HBO show.  

On this note, I guess I'll go back to school for my late class. I'll be posting from there because it's so horrible. Back in a few...

allyreese

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #126 on: October 06, 2005, 04:42:09 PM »
Chica was getting down with Kurt Warner...

He is very potent.  He has like 800 children or something.

allyreese

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #127 on: October 06, 2005, 04:49:29 PM »
Does he really?  I think that's just cause his gobblin-looking wife won't give it up unless he wants to procreate.  I think a few of his kids belong to her first husband, too. 

The first two belong to her I think.  Then there are either three or four more that are running around and one that was just born, or twins or something... I don't know, there's a lot... 

allyreese

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #128 on: October 06, 2005, 04:51:11 PM »
One of her kids has a developmental disability because he was dropped on his head as a baby.  No joke.  So everyone out there with kids, if you're going to hold your babies, be sure to use plenty of duct tape.

allyreese

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Re: I have hate for these things....
« Reply #129 on: October 06, 2005, 05:03:11 PM »
Yes she does.  I think she's responsible for ruining his career.  Did you read his book, Ally?  I think the father actually left him in the bathtub.  Albert Pujols also has a developmentally disabled stepkid, although his wife seems nice and is hot.

Haven't read it.  My coworker/cubicle neighbor is obsessed with him and has a little shrine to the man next to her computer.  She was telling us abotut he kids and said the dropping on head thing, but she could be wrong, in any case, tough deal for the kid, and also for Kurt since he's stuck with spikey-haired-goblin-woman.