my best date: with this freaky korean chick i met through a friend. she looked like your average korean chick...church going, smart, long hair. then we had dinner and i invited her to my place. she didnt accept the first time, but then told me okay. best decision in my life...this nice church girl had piercings and tattoos on parts i never even knew you could get pierced or tattooed. she had a flat chest, but a bronco ride is better when the girl is skinny, light, and flexible. enuff said. she left, never called, no ties. god, i miss being single.worst date: first date with my wife...i went to the bathroom, then washed my hands. as i was leaning on the sink, i realized the entire sink was covered in water. i had light khakis on and when i backed up, my entire crotch area was soaked in water. i seriously looked like i pissed on my pants. i ended up walking out behind this guy who told me to walk out behind him so no one could notice...and then the a-hole moved as soon as i got to the large dining room. yes, everyone saw and i heard chuckles everywhere...but i guess it wasnt too bad since i ended up marrying her.
best date: march 14. i dunno whyworst date: June 26. i hate birthdays
Quote from: guyutegirl (Jew-Lo) on June 29, 2004, 11:53:08 AMbest date: march 14. i dunno whyworst date: June 26. i hate birthdayscmon now get with the program jewie
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