i hope it was the copious tequila shots & not her personality
although it sounds like you didnt get j-laid
The first girl actually invited me in, I told her I had to get home. Had a busy day planned. You know, home depot, bed bath and beyond....
I only had one j-hookup, never got j-laid. It was actually my first hookup after breaking up with a long time girlfriend. The hookup was real real bad. I was just so used to my ex. How she moved, how she felt, how she kissed. I couldn't get anything right.
I think it was easily the worst hookup of my life. Or maybe all jewish girls are bad hookups?
So you were j-laid in paris? How nice!