What do you think of your new classmates

[LaneSwerver]

This is coming from "The Kentucky Hammer."

His daddy's the godfather of the Appalachian mob.  He'll get a job easy.

[twarga]

This is coming from "The Kentucky Hammer."

His daddy's the godfather of the Appalachian mob.  He'll get a job easy.

I've always wanted to party with a guy called Hammer, Sledge, or Driver... something sexaaay bout that!

[LaneSwerver]

[twarga]

See how happy the gal is over his shoulder?  That's no accident!

[A.J.]

Mine act like persons.

[CRDFNSKY]

I am the class gunner, and they are all a bunch of tards.

 

Be nice to the tards... their daddys are partners in very big firms.   

My classmates aren't really tards in general. Although, as it is probably the case at most every school, there are a hnadful of tards. But what's funny is one of the head tard's daddy actually is a partner at a big firm.

I'll let you all in on the origins of the Kentucky Hammer. The Kentucky Hammer is a personal injury attorney from Louisville (where I'm from). Those are all of his slogans under his picture. He also sometimes goes by the name "Heavy Hitter." He spends over a million dollars a year on advertising, and some of his commercials are pretty funny. As a matter of fact, he holds the coveted spot on the back of the Yellow Pages. He's the guy everybody loves to hate. There was a feature article on him in the newspaper (he's become somewhat of a local icon) where he admitted he failed the bar five times.

[twarga]

I am the class gunner, and they are all a bunch of tards.

 

Be nice to the tards... their daddys are partners in very big firms.   

My classmates aren't really tards in general. Although, as it is probably the case at most every school, there are a hnadful of tards. But what's funny is one of the head tard's daddy actually is a partner at a big firm.

I'll let you all in on the origins of the Kentucky Hammer. The Kentucky Hammer is a personal injury attorney from Louisville (where I'm from). Those are all of his slogans under his picture. He also sometimes goes by the name "Heavy Hitter." He spends over a million dollars a year on advertising, and some of his commercials are pretty funny. As a matter of fact, he holds the coveted spot on the back of the Yellow Pages. He's the guy everybody loves to hate. There was a feature article on him in the newspaper (he's become somewhat of a local icon) where he admitted he failed the bar five times.

This is my favorite Hammer... Don't hit 'em Hammer!

[LaneSwerver]

I am the class gunner, and they are all a bunch of tards.

 

Be nice to the tards... their daddys are partners in very big firms.   

My classmates aren't really tards in general. Although, as it is probably the case at most every school, there are a hnadful of tards. But what's funny is one of the head tard's daddy actually is a partner at a big firm.

I'll let you all in on the origins of the Kentucky Hammer. The Kentucky Hammer is a personal injury attorney from Louisville (where I'm from). Those are all of his slogans under his picture. He also sometimes goes by the name "Heavy Hitter." He spends over a million dollars a year on advertising, and some of his commercials are pretty funny. As a matter of fact, he holds the coveted spot on the back of the Yellow Pages. He's the guy everybody loves to hate. There was a feature article on him in the newspaper (he's become somewhat of a local icon) where he admitted he failed the bar five times.

Ripoff of Jim Adler...he's been the Texas Hammer for 40 years or so. Also personal injury. Also on the phone book. Refers out 95% of the cases he gets and splits the profits. Nice deal.

[CRDFNSKY]

Now I understand where he gets his name from. Lately he's been going by the name "Heavy Hitter." I bet he had some trouble over that.

[LaneSwerver]

Now I understand where he gets his name from. Lately he's been going by the name "Heavy Hitter." I bet he had some trouble over that.

Probably got sued by Jim Adler...one of the few cases he handled himself.

Jim is also "The Tough, Smart Lawyer."