I am the class gunner, and they are all a bunch of tards.
Be nice to the tards... their daddys are partners in very big firms.
My classmates aren't really tards in general. Although, as it is probably the case at most every school, there are a hnadful of tards. But what's funny is one of the head tard's daddy actually is a partner at a big firm.
I'll let you all in on the origins of the Kentucky Hammer. The Kentucky Hammer is a personal injury attorney from Louisville (where I'm from). Those are all of his slogans under his picture. He also sometimes goes by the name "Heavy Hitter." He spends over a million dollars a year on advertising, and some of his commercials are pretty funny. As a matter of fact, he holds the coveted spot on the back of the Yellow Pages. He's the guy everybody loves to hate. There was a feature article on him in the newspaper (he's become somewhat of a local icon) where he admitted he failed the bar five times.