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Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2017, 10:31:22 PM »
Here's what you said, French Fries:

Not true, MANY have majors as options, and without question concentrations on the rest, and different quality of clinics for options (if any at all in those specific areas)

You still haven't given a single example of a law school that offers "majors as options", and you never will. So absurd.
ok child........still not  the one in question...............but cooley............start there and dig up, and the "so absurd" thing is just you being ironic on yourself (idiot)

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2017, 10:34:40 PM »
literally just googled "criminal law concentration" and got this

https://uchastings.edu/academics/jdprogram/concentrations/criminal-law/index.php

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2017, 10:43:38 PM »
http://www.law.sc.edu/clc/
https://law.uoregon.edu/images/uploads/entries/Child_Advocacy_Statement_of_Completion.pdf


and similar examples no doubt for health care and other concentrations too, literally just google that *&^%, but since OP was asking for criminal and child advocacy.....there.......spoo n fed half a year latter............

and dear god I hope you don't think school run clinics don't exist too

hot @#!* people, this is like the idiots who post "they only offer the bar exam once a year" since they are too stupid to look to their left and right before crossing traffic

wow

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2017, 10:45:40 PM »
http://www.law.columbia.edu/30-years-family-advocacy

just because, I honestly do suspect you are that stupid

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2017, 10:47:21 PM »
Ha!

Perfect troll logic.

Claim: law schools totally have majors.

Obvious reality: no, they don't.

Troll response: well, uh, where's the links to the law schools showing they aren't offering what they aren't offering!

In other news, law schools don't offer concentrations in watermelon law. Kinda hard to post that link, because ... wait for it ... it doesn't exist. Like a law school major.
dear god I hope you aren't actually handling any cases

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Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #25 on: January 25, 2017, 06:54:25 AM »
Ha!

Perfect troll logic.

Claim: law schools totally have majors.

Obvious reality: no, they don't.

Troll response: well, uh, where's the links to the law schools showing they aren't offering what they aren't offering!

In other news, law schools don't offer concentrations in watermelon law. Kinda hard to post that link, because ... wait for it ... it doesn't exist. Like a law school major.
dear god I hope you aren't actually handling any cases

Dear poster formally known as snake,

I know things are tough for you; after all, you did fail the bar exam the first time! But let me tell you something; it does get easier! Really. And luckily for you, after a while, no one will care that you couldn't even pass the bar. But here's the thing; high barriers to entry already exist in our profession. Once you're in, you're set. So relax, and stop trolling those poor people who are just looking for information. 'Kay?

Now, my little special troll, it helps to be able to read, in legal practice, on bar exams, and even in comment threads! A "concentration" is not a major. That's already been addressed. Any practicing attorney who says they "majored" in something in law school will be laughed at, like Maintain and I laugh at you. A clinic is also not a "major." These distinctions are important, because a JD is a certain type of degree that does not allow for "majors." And neither does the ABA (for those who go to accredited schools). So as I already wrote, certain schools will give you a shiny, happy piece of paper for completing bogus objectives, "Look, person who doesn't know better, you can have your pro bono / child advocacy / criminal law certificate!" And, if you would like, you can say that you completed it! Pat on the head for you! But it doesn't mean anything.

But you wouldn't say you majored in child advocacy. I mean, I'm sure you would write that you majored in Pro Bono, but that's just the kind of special that you are!

So we'll try this one more time, shall we? Can you show a single school that has a ... wait for it ... major in law school? You know, for a JD? Not a clinic. Not a special happy certificate made up by the school. Not an LLM program (because that's a different degree, as I already told you, just like I already told you about concentrations).

Go on ... you can do it! I know you can! Make us proud!

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #26 on: January 25, 2017, 08:34:34 AM »
It's OK to admit you were wrong, French Fries.

Concentration and clinics (which usually comprise no more than three or four individual classes) are not majors. We know that, you know that, even 0Ls know that. And yet that's the word you used, "major", and that gives me mirth, good sir.

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #27 on: January 25, 2017, 02:28:20 PM »
gave links as proof, spoon fed, idiots only grasp first long winded ad hominem, and then denial of spoon fed reality

whatever guys

up is still up and down is still down -insert snarky pointless back and forth BS here if desired-

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Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #28 on: January 25, 2017, 02:43:28 PM »
gave links as proof, spoon fed, idiots only grasp first long winded ad hominem, and then denial of spoon fed reality

whatever guys

up is still up and down is still down -insert snarky pointless back and forth BS here if desired-

You gave links? Really? Please, help us Obi Wan. Show us the links to the law school majors. Come on now, you can do it! Yes you can. Googling isn't nearly as hard as a bar exam.

Re: Which school to pick for Child Advocacy or Criminal Law??
« Reply #29 on: January 25, 2017, 05:36:39 PM »
gave links as proof, spoon fed, idiots only grasp first long winded ad hominem, and then denial of spoon fed reality

whatever guys

up is still up and down is still down -insert snarky pointless back and forth BS here if desired-

You gave links? Really? Please, help us Obi Wan. Show us the links to the law school majors. Come on now, you can do it! Yes you can. Googling isn't nearly as hard as a bar exam.
are you really too stupid to know what synonyms are?
yes, yes you are.