Eternal Life

[Nathaniel]

What is eternal life?  Well, basically, everything is a factory.  There is a higher power.  Call it the higher power.  The factory and higher power are invisible.  Thus, that's where the term "The Invisible Hand" comes from.  Eternal life is when you hit the jackpot in the factory and live forever and your life continuously improves for eternity.

I have eternal life.  Any questions?

[HolmesBoy]

You could turn this into a killer personal statement. The BU economics department would be most intrigued.

[Julie Fern]

maybe, but so would psychology.

[Nathaniel]

I suppose I could.  I think, if I made a final draft, I'd use the word hence instead of thus.  I abstained from sexual intercourse until I was 25.  And I haven't had sexual intercourse for about 5 years (I'll be 30 in a few months).  However, I wonder what it's going to be like having sex for eternity.  Julie, aren't you a Virgin Mary Catholic?  What do you think?

[HolmesBoy]

What kind of beer do eternal beings drink? I'd guess Old Milwaukee.

[Nathaniel]

I don't drink beer often.  Usually, when I do, I get Budweiser.

[jack24]

What about those who don't find/receive/earn/create eternal life?  What happens when they die?

[Julie Fern]

purgatory now located indiana.

[Nathaniel]

I don't know, Jack24.