My Goal

[Julie Fern]

only potsmokers go columbia.

[Nathaniel]

I smoked "pot" twice.  When I was in college.  Once in Hawai'i and then again in Orono, ME.  Lately, I have doubts about Columbia.  I looked at pictures of it and was turned off.  I think I would go to New York University instead of Columbia if I had the choice.

[Julie Fern]

nyu = heroin.  watch self.

[Nathaniel]

Julie, I can make TONS of cash.  So, if there's heroin changing hands at NYU, you can bet $200 that I'd wedge myself in there somewhere and you'd get a return on your investment.  Do you understand?  Furthermore, I got into NYU undergrad as a transfer applicant back in '02.  Yup, that's right.  NYU. Although, I didn't accept. 

[Julie Fern]

wow.  so it look like your mommy or daddy in congress.

[Nathaniel]

No, Julie.  My mom and dad aren't in congress.

[Julie Fern]

uh oh.