Many people in the legal profession complain that traditional law schools do not teach students practical lawyering skills.
How are Whotsamotta U's clinical programs?
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Dear Boy, what a thoughtful and insightful question. Whotasamotta has loads of clinical programs. For example, one of the most popular is our Mixed Drink Clinic, in which you can both learn to bartend and get plenty of free booze. Try to get that in some measly poverty law clinic!
Also popular are our Prostitution, Marital Infidelity, Voyeurism, Pornography, and Oral Sex Clinics. Note to mention our Hallucenogenics, Downers, and Cannabis Clinics! In fact, we allow our students to create any clinic they want, so long as the faculty doesn't have to do any work.
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