Gotta think positive man.
Maybe your theory is right, EXCEPT for the fat wheezy kid in back of class who eates paste and cuts himself, who somehow got accepted to take the lsat despite having a 1.2 GPA and being in the process of being academicly dismissed. Maybe he only showed up because his Mom kicked him out of the van screaming "I PAID FOR IT, GO TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!" and his answer for half the questions was a drool(or other bodily fluids as the test progressed) stain.
In that world, you'd be the #1 highest lsat score in the percentiles!
You'd be king!
lol Maybe everyone but me had their score canceled. Maybe I should have.