My Personal Statement What do you think?

[LSATFailure2011]

Dear Admission Counselor at University of Baltimore (I live in Baltimore, and want to be home),

I scored low on the LSAT/ Hath not a Low LSAT candidates  eyes? Hath not a low LSAT candidates hands, organs/ dimensions, senses, affections, passions; fed with/ the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject/ to the same diseases, heal'd by the same means/ warm'd and cool'd by the same winter and summer/ as a High LSAT candidate is? If you prick us, do we not bleed?/ If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you/ poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?

THUS (You law people like this word for some reason)

I am the every bit the same as a high LSAT candidate.

Sincerely,

LSATFailure2011

[NonTradInSATX]

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