You might be getting a great education and I think any ABA school provides you with the basic tools to succeed. To me paying 11k for cookies and beer (oh wait they took it away) is a bit of a rip-off .
... paying ungodly amounts of money for a piece of paper that does not guarantee anything and in your case some cookies seems like a rip-off to me.
You keep forgetting the brownies, man. They're awesome. But last week they substituted caramel apples (with or without peanuts) since it was Halloween.
This week I think I'll stock up, just in case they pull that "oh, it's a special occasion, here's something different!" crap again. Bastards.