Everest Dude: HEY! IMMA TALKIN TO YOU! WHY YOU JUST BE SITTIN ON THAT COUCH, HOMIE? YOU NEED KEEP IT REAL...INSTEAD
A GES' TEXTIN' ALL YO FRENS FOR BAIL MONEYWHEN YO COUSIN BEEBEE GOES TO COUNTY.....BE A LAWYER! DEN YOU KIN GO TO DAT "RAIN THANG" WHERE DA JUDGE BE, AN GIT COUSIN BEEBEE OUT! YA KNOW...YOU KIN GIT ALL YO HOMIES OUT, TOO.
Everest Dude: YOU KNOW. YOU SEE THEM FLY ASS HOMIES ON DEM TV LAW SHOWS? THAS' RIGHT! EVEREST IS NOW AFFLIATIN WIT MR. JERRY SPRINGER TA BRING DA LAW TO DA HOMIES! DA JERRY SPRINGER COLLEDGE OF LAW WANTS YOU!
Everest Dude: MAN...IT'S EASY. WHAT YOU WAITIN FO? YOU KNOW DA ONLIEST READIN YOU DO IS WEN YOU GOT TEXTED. WHY NOT READ FO DA BIG MONEY, G? LOOK---AT---THE--SCREEEN---HERE'S DA NUMBA. CALL IT. [under his breath] dumb mutha.....
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