Retard, Its an online forum. Plus meet the standard as is, if your a big of enough idiot to apply makeup before running in a marathon to deserve to look like frankenstein by the end of it, different goals for a marathon than getting yourself a man huh? Same idea here. Test vs Real life.
Plus, 1) spellcheck at work 2)Pee-on *&^% like that is for paralegals and legal secretaries. Let the beasts of burden do their jobs and get on with your life.