Just because idiots exist within the field of law, does not mean this is the level that one should aspire to.
I get what you are trying to say, but do you need to take such a long and irrelevant route? I have seen many people represent themselves in court, civil and criminal, and ALL of instances have been a disaster to the self represented. Not once have I seen it go well for them. I saw one poor guy loose his apartment because he didn't know when and what to object to, meaning the plaintiff introduced here say. Had he, he'd probably still be living there.
200 bucks for a cheap attorney