I'm in a lynch mob? I had no idea. This is really worrying; I really don't have time for another extra-curricular activity.
Are you you really that clueless? Have you been anywhere near the California coast in your life? Here's a clue... there are hundreds, maybe thousands, of drilling platforms, many within site, of the California coast... Just in case you didn't already know (which, I suspect you didn't...) Idiot.