So, what say you, LSD?
Get a sense of humor, Susan B. Anthony!
I'm going to cut a female dog. With a knife with a brown handle, natch.
Don't judge me. You've not had my life.
Wouldn't bank on getting into V with those stats this year. New dean, new admissions strategy, and a ton more applicants.
Don't apply anywhere ED. Your numbers give you a strong shot at all three of those schools, AND you have the type of numbers that will frequently get pulled off a waitlist at the last minute (4.0 GPA and solid LSAT) once schools see that they have enough high LSATs and want to bolster their GPA stats.
Apply to Georgetown, Duke, and UCLA also.