Cooley + Law Review/Moot Court/etc. or MSU with Nothing?

[vansondon]

Wait a second: you're not even in law school. All right, I'm done wasting time with some 0L that wants to teach me all about how the legal world works.

The point is that you're living in a fantasy world if you think that, if all legal educations are the same, all the lawyers coming out will be the same. It doesn't compute, just like if the football players in D-3 and at USC all get the same amount of practice time, they'll be the same. The students going into better schools are better. They're better before law school and better after law school. That's why firms- and NFL teams- look at top schools. If you passed some asinine anti-discrimination law that said firms had to hire as many people from Cooley as they do from Yale, you'd have a lot of really bad lawyers. Reality is elitist. You can rage against that all you want, but it's true.

I think it's unfortunate that you think anti-discrimination laws are asinine.

What's so problematic about this little childish tantrum you're having is this premise that everyone graduating from "top law schools" are going to be good lawyers, and vice versa.  Nothing could be further from the truth.  It's just plain willful ignorance to posit such non-sense. Not all lawyers coming out of Yale are good, and not all lawyers coming out of Cooley are incompetent.  The moxie and overall competence of the lawyer varies from individual to individual, it is not institutionally uniformed.  You can study at the law schools of Yale, Harvard, Stanford, and Duke and still manage to fail the bar, just like you can graduate from Cooley and MSU and pass the bar with flying colors. 

You've yet to even define "better" in this elitist thesis of yours.  Have you even an original definition to bear?  And even if you do, are you reasonable enough to recognize its inherent relativism?  No one here is denying the reality of the elitist and discriminatory perceptions governing the legal employment market, but the debate here is about whether those perceptions are valid, right, and fair.  And the answer is clear, no! Those perceptions are neither valid, right, or fair!

I reject your non-sense, and your foolish attempts to defend it.  Of course, you're still entitled to your opinion, no matter how f ucked up it is.

If lawyers coming out of less prestigious school are so bad (as you've clearly implied), to what do you owe their competence and success in the law?

Lets turn to a more neutral source; Forbes.  After all, in this superficial elitist environment you champion, money and success go hand and hand, yes?

Point to your top ivy lawyers in this list: http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2001/0514/132.html

And how many of these lawyers come out of your imagined argument in this list? http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2001/0514/134.html

Any tip top ivy-league lawyers, here? http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2001/0514/144.html

The former President of the ABA and current Chairman of Dickinson Wright PLLC is a graduate of MSU's part-time evening program for crying out loud! Plus, he's a man of color! http://www.dickinson-wright.com/atty2.aspx?user_id=ArcherDW

Sure, there are plenty of lawyers who graduated from "top" schools who are successful, no one is denying that, and if we go to Forbes, here is a small non-exhaustive list of them: http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2001/0514/140.html.  But there are just as many (if not more) successful lawyers coming from other schools who are just as successful, if not more.  You need to admit it.

There was a time where similar elitist perceptions like the ones you posit were used to stamp out law schools with part time programs (especially evening programs).  I wonder where Georgetown would be if those perceptions had succeeded?  There was also a time when these arguments tried to keep women and persons of color from having access to the legal education apparatus.  Had there not been "asinine anti-discrimination laws" as you call it, would a successful and competent lawyer like Mr. Dennis Archer be the Chairman of Dickinson Wright PLLC, or the former president of the ABA?  No.

Again, I reject your argument and your feeble attempt to defend it. 

But I think it is fair to say, that given the selectivity of the "top" schools, and their small exclusive number in all of the law schools in the ABA arena, most lawyers who are successful, never attended these "top" schools.

I think the thesaurus function on your computer has gone haywire.

Anyway, you're either being purposefully dense, or you're deluding yourself. But if you want something to measure, how about we look at bar passage rates at various schools. Or median salaries. Or something a touch more statistically significant than "look at this guy who went to TTT Tech".

But here's a thought experiment: you can hire only one employee. You have two prospective candidates. You know absolutely nothing about them, except that one went to Yale, and one went to Michigan State (a school I bring up because you brought it up). Who do you hire? If you answer Michigan State, you're a damned fool. And if you say something like "well you have to look at the whole package, an individual from any school can be as good as an individual from any other school", then you are deliberately missing the point. Of course they can be. But mostly they aren't.

Actually, I know exactly what your next responses are going to be:

-There's no way to measure "success", because everything is so damned elitist. Major firms mostly hire from the best schools because they're elitist. Judges get clerks from the best schools because they're elitist. Academics come from top schools because the academy is elitist. Etc.

(quick retort: remember how I said reality is elitist...)

- I'm ignoring the fact that [some dude] went to [X school] and he's doing all right for himself

(quick retort: how's the average person from the law school doing? What percentage even passes the bar?)

-I think everyone from all top schools become super fantastic lawyers, while everyone else is a failure and a mediocrity

(quick retort: strawman. I never once said that. But there are trends. Not everyone from USC goes on to the NFL. Someone from Mount Union just got drafted last year. That's not a proof that Mount Union is just as good as USC, if only the NFL wasn't so damned elitist about it.)

First of all, I am in law school, you stupid f uck!  Get it correct.  Second of all, even when I wasn't in law school, I still knew more than you ever will.  Third of all, grow the f uck up and stop acting like a weak ass whiny b itch just because someone disagrees with you.

As far as your "thesaurus" comment goes, if the words I've used are too difficult for you to understand, then you're either not in law school yourself, or you're clearly in the bottom 1% of your class, if you haven't already flunked out.  Given that I've taken the vocab down a notch, you should be able to understand now.

Your little hypothetical scenario is foolish at best.  It has little (if any) basis in reality.  The fact is, final hiring decisions don't come down to that (at least for employers in their right mind worth their salt).   And if they do, it's because both applicants match each other equally, strength for strength, and at that point, it has nothing to do with who is the better lawyer. Employers do use a comprehensive hiring process which takes more in to account than the name of the school.  Even bottom 1% idiots in law school know this.  Why don't you know this you stupid b itch?  There are also interviews, face-to-face encounters, reference and background checks, legal experience, grades, undergraduate major (for Intellectual Property), networking pull, and sometimes trial experiences (prior internship experiences, etc) that go into consideration.  You don't know what you're talking about!  I'm convinced that you don't much of anything. What are you even doing here injecting yourself in a discourse that is clearly above your head. And for someone who was so quick to whip out his "I'm in law school" male private part, you're a f ucking disgrace to every law student, and you're a f ucking fraud. 

Your little hyphenated points and retorts are all water under the crumbling bridge.  The sooner you recognize that your argument is stupid and that I'm right and you're wrong, the smarter you'll be.

[vansondon]

Wait a second: you're not even in law school. All right, I'm done wasting time with some 0L that wants to teach me all about how the legal world works.

God you're so f ucking pathetic, it's starting to get on my damn nerves...

[Miss P]

Wait a second: you're not even in law school. All right, I'm done wasting time with some 0L that wants to teach me all about how the legal world works.

While I generally agree with you (and think vansondon's tantrum above is ridiculous), I don't see any reason why a 0L would necessarily know less about the hiring prospects of students at Cooley and MSU than a 1L at Chicago does. (And yes, vansondon, I understand that you are in law school; I am making a more general point.)  Neither of you is likely to have a lot of understanding of how the markets MSU and Cooley students enter work.  And neither do I, so I'll just go on instinct (and my experience looking for public sector jobs from a T2): I think vap has the best of this argument.

[Illini Boy]

  OK, internet tough guy.  

As for knowledge of hiring prospects, I know that Yale > Cooley. This isn't a controversial proposition. I've claimed little more than that.

[vansondon]

OK, internet tough guy.  

As for knowledge of hiring prospects, I know that Yale > Cooley. This isn't a controversial proposition. I've claimed little more than that.

ooooh... fake ass laughter displayed in 6 smileys, whatever will I do?!    At this point, it doesn't really matter what you think.  Your argument was defeated a while ago.  As for Yale being ">" than Cooley, I don't dispute that that is a widely held point of view.  But if you had paid attention to the topic, you would know that the discussion is a dilemma between Cooley and MSU, not Cooley and Yale.

[hooloovoo]

Well that's just as problematic.  How is that measured? How is that determined? We can disagree about degrees of boldness. The premise is the premise.  The assertion is the assertion.  And, it's all problematic. 

so you agree with what i just said about boldness, which is all i'm looking for here.

No, I don't agree with what you said.  But I respect your perception of the premise of the argument inasmuch as it differs from mine.

so you're saying that "everyone out of X school will be a good lawyer" is not significantly bolder than "most people out of X school will be good lawyers"? 

okay then.

[vansondon]

Well that's just as problematic.  How is that measured? How is that determined? We can disagree about degrees of boldness. The premise is the premise.  The assertion is the assertion.  And, it's all problematic. 

so you agree with what i just said about boldness, which is all i'm looking for here.

No, I don't agree with what you said.  But I respect your perception of the premise of the argument inasmuch as it differs from mine.

so you're saying that "everyone out of X school will be a good lawyer" is not significantly bolder than "most people out of X school will be good lawyers"? 

okay then.

I think they're both problematic.

[hooloovoo]

I think they're both problematic.

we've established that.  the question is, do you think that "everyone out of X school will be a good lawyer" is not a significantly bolder statement than "most people out of X school will be good lawyers"?

[vansondon]

I think they're both problematic.

we've established that.  the question is, do you think that "everyone out of X school will be a good lawyer" is not a significantly bolder statement than "most people out of X school will be good lawyers"?

I don't think that's the question at all, as I think I've made my position clear.  Clearly, if I think that both phrases are equally problematic, then I don't think one is "significantly" bolder.

[hooloovoo]

I think they're both problematic.

we've established that.  the question is, do you think that "everyone out of X school will be a good lawyer" is not a significantly bolder statement than "most people out of X school will be good lawyers"?

I don't think that's the question at all, as I think I've made my position clear.  Clearly, if I think that both phrases are equally problematic, then I don't think one is "significantly" bolder.

so your answer to my question is no, you don't think it's significantly bolder.  just wanted to be clear about what you think.