My life was relatively interesting last xmas, but unfortunately your request isn't in there. I'm not really sure how to respond to being unoriginal, I get a number of messages about the uniqueness of the story/writing. Keep reading, it might surprise you.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
Give me something new, take a vacation to Costa Rica with your parents, sneak out of the villa hit up some underage transvestite hooker while you wear a giant baby diaper and smoke hash and on your firms credit card maybe Iíll read the next post.