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Re: ITT You Help Bears Get A Job
« Reply #30 on: June 25, 2009, 09:31:00 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #31 on: June 25, 2009, 09:40:57 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #32 on: June 25, 2009, 09:43:13 AM »
What about a penne dish?
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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #33 on: June 25, 2009, 09:54:38 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

What about ravioli?
What if I'm wearing a blue shirt?

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #34 on: June 25, 2009, 09:56:24 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

What about ravioli?
What if I'm wearing a blue shirt?

Dude, if you want some empty carbs so bad, just order the damn pasta.
If looks could kill, you would be an uzi.

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2009, 10:00:40 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

What about ravioli?
What if I'm wearing a blue shirt?

Dude, if you want some empty carbs so bad, just order the damn pasta.

I'm just practicing my getting to maybe skills.

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2009, 10:03:45 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

What about ravioli?
What if I'm wearing a blue shirt?

Dude, if you want some empty carbs so bad, just order the damn pasta.

I'm just practicing my getting to maybe skills.

Heh...have you started reading that?
If looks could kill, you would be an uzi.

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2009, 10:04:44 AM »
Dudes. The credited lunch meal is rare steak and potatoes. You want your recruiters to know that you don't F around!

[Edit: If you play this off well enough, you will give the subtle impression that you will be willing to eat them if they don't hire you.]

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2009, 10:14:06 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

What about ravioli?
What if I'm wearing a blue shirt?

Dude, if you want some empty carbs so bad, just order the damn pasta.

I'm just practicing my getting to maybe skills.

I wish peeps would learn NOT to do this on forums. That's what LS is for.

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Re: ITT Cool Posters Give Good Advice to 2L Job Search Noobs
« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2009, 10:17:11 AM »
(c) During dinner: order a mid-priced entree - but don't order a pasta.

......why not?

cause it's messy and awkward to eat. if it has red sauce, it'll probably splatter on your nice white shirt.

What about ravioli?
What if I'm wearing a blue shirt?

Dude, if you want some empty carbs so bad, just order the damn pasta.

I'm just practicing my getting to maybe skills.

Heh...have you started reading that?

Yes.
Yes I have.
You?