You will assimilate into your surroundings and I will see your picture on : http://www.latfh.com/
You will meet a dreamy (for YLS standards) guy in law school, drop out to get married and have kids, and drive them to soccer practice in your Mercedes station wagon.
That's just a cruel thing to say!
You'll do well at Yale, go DOJ, fall in love with your supervisor, move to the suburbs, quit your job, have kids, and drive them to soccer practice in your Mercedes station wagon. Better?