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Re: ITT YOU DISPARAGE THE LIFE GOALS OF THE POSTER ABOVE YOU
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2009, 12:33:27 PM »
What are you laughing at?  You will become an American, then realize it sucks..
If looks could kill, you would be an uzi.

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« Reply #31 on: May 14, 2009, 12:38:01 PM »
What are you laughing at?  You will become an American, then realize it sucks..

I would rather hang myself.

and you, CTL, will end up a partner at the largest law firm...in Kansas.  Far from any significant body of water on which to sail your 40' yacht.

FML.

Due to some mix-up at the highest levels of the next administration (yes, the pendulum swung back hard and Palin/Plumber won the '12 election), you will be appointed to the Bureau of Indian Affairs.  Your post?  Mumbai..

After burning out in biglaw, you will go in house for the Corn Refiners Association.

LOL

You will get into sports litigation. Representing Massimo Taibi.

I would rather hang myself.

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« Reply #32 on: May 14, 2009, 12:39:58 PM »
What are you laughing at?  You will become an American, then realize it sucks..

While in law school you will eat nothing but buttered-fried chicken and krispy kreme jelly filled doughnuts.

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« Reply #33 on: May 14, 2009, 12:48:22 PM »
What are you laughing at?  You will become an American, then realize it sucks..

While in law school you will eat nothing but buttered-fried chicken and krispy kreme jelly filled doughnuts.

You will become an American and then realize you looooooooove it.

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« Reply #34 on: May 14, 2009, 01:02:16 PM »

You will become an American and then realize you looooooooove it.

You will get a transcript full of Ps and then have to go work at a *gasp* biglaw sweatshop.
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F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French

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« Reply #35 on: May 14, 2009, 01:12:00 PM »

You will become an American and then realize you looooooooove it.

You will get a transcript full of Ps and then have to go work at a *gasp* biglaw sweatshop.

You will assimilate into your surroundings and I will see your picture on : http://www.latfh.com/

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« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2009, 01:13:07 PM »
::dresses ironically::

::parties with MA::

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« Reply #37 on: May 14, 2009, 01:17:21 PM »
You will assimilate into your surroundings and I will see your picture on : http://www.latfh.com/

You will meet a dreamy (for YLS standards) guy in law school, drop out to get married and have kids, and drive them to soccer practice in your Mercedes station wagon.
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« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2009, 01:18:25 PM »
::dresses ironically::

::parties with MA::

You will make a killing with your hedge fun.  Yet still be too cheap to spend any of your riches.

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« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2009, 01:20:40 PM »
You will assimilate into your surroundings and I will see your picture on : http://www.latfh.com/

You will meet a dreamy (for YLS standards) guy in law school, drop out to get married and have kids, and drive them to soccer practice in your Mercedes station wagon.

::hyperventilates::

That's just a cruel thing to say!