Former Raver - What Are My Chances?

[CTL]

I used to see Oakenfold, Andy C, Freaky Flow, and Tiesto on a weekly basis. 

ORM (over-represented majority): mom's family on Mayflower/dad's family fought against those rebellious yanks
numbers: 3.8/168
softs: used to give crazy-good massages, can give great light-shows, never OD'd

Where should I apply?  Do you think I can write a good personal statement on the life-changing experiences on Ketamine?

[Jamie Stringer]

Sorry, but I think your PS would be better if written about/while on ecstasy. 

[CTL]

There are rare moments when I'm NOT on X.  It's just that crazy good. 

[Pardon Johnny Cash.]

You should send in a paper app and sprinkle it with glitter.

[CTL]

What about writing with a black-light reflective pen?

[Jamie Stringer]

Make sure to attach this picture of yourself.

[CTL]

Check. 

Is it inappropriate to close the letter with 'PLUR' (peace, love, unity, respect)?

[Jamie Stringer]

Check. 

Is it inappropriate to close the letter with 'PLUR' (peace, love, unity, respect)?

I think if you didn't, you'd be auto-ding.

[CTL]

Oh, I saw auto-ding at LoveParade in Germany.  Great set..