(institutes an immediate kill self strategy)
Don't worry. No one wants to trade lives with you.
That is not very nice. It's also not true. I'll be there are many people clinging to life with terminal diseases that would gladly trade lives with me.
Is that what it would take?
By the way, my comment was in jest. Probably 75% of what I say on this forum is subtle, sarcastic or satirical humour. Sometimes offensive, sometimes not.
Oh thanks for giving me the heads up that you were actually trying to be funny. I'll try and watch for it next time.
I'm mostly concerned about whether something makes me
laugh or not. I'm not saying other people can appreciate my sometimes dry humour. Read between the lines and you'll understand what I really mean in my posts
It's either that or really, really dirty jokes.