No, we didn't go on a date tonight.
F*cking bi+ch drinks a 1 oz bottle of goose and thinks she's French
Yeah, I was busy dating other exilers tonight.
at NYU, you can have a baby garden that grows baby carrots.
I'm going to grow baby corn
I'm in a lynch mob? I had no idea. This is really worrying; I really don't have time for another extra-curricular activity.
awkward follows you like a beer chasing a shot of tequila.
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